Dog Owner Vs Parents by egogenius

Especially when you are at someone else's home...

Visiting friends and family with either pets or kids inevitably ends one way -- in disaster. Take your eyes of either one and sure enough they will do the following:

• Run through the house and break something expensive
• Steal food off someone's dinner plate
• Find (create) mud, play in it, and then nap in host's bed
• Vomit, poop, and/or pee on a brand new rug
• And before the visit is over, someone is going to get bitten...

Guest Post by Bob the Collie...

Canine Network Action Alert - Squirrel Hunt

Ever been chasing a squirrel down the street only to be stopped short just as you've almost caught him?  You have been thwarted by the leash.  The leash is the biggest hindrance to the squirrel hunt, and is even more sinister than the harness.  How long are we going to be held back by the leash?  We must launch a three-pronged attack against this menace.

Repeal Leash Laws - Supposedly they are for our safety, but I say they are against our liberty!!!

Freeze Leash Manufacturing - We must protest at the factories and prevent any more of these evil devices from being shipped.

Prevent Leash Sales - Hit them where it counts in the wallet.  Boycott all stores where this horrible product is available.  Or at least drop a present when your owner takes you inside.  That'll teach 'em.

It's really a matter of trust.  If they trusted us, would they force the leash upon us? 

Just say no to the leash.

Notice: This post is strictly the opinion of our Bob the Collie and is no way endorsed by Two Dogs Blogging Publishing.

For Immediate Release:

Reporting by Bandit...

Mommy was taking us for our morning patrol of the neighborhood when the incident occurred.  I was minding my own business, watering one of my favorite bushes, when Lucy noticed someone spying on me.  Lucy then bravely jumped into the bush to scare off the peeping tom.  Unfortunately, mommy had us on our leashes so we couldn't get him; all we could do was put a good scare into him.  But the next time that guy shows up in our 'hood we're going to get him...

Suspect is a small black creature of feline extraction.  Last seen headed north away from Lucy and Bandit's house at a high rate of speed.